Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?
According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again
Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.
this changed my life
I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.
a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction
thanks, chad
Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need
The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀
reblog if youd say yes
you: why is return of the jedi your favorite star wars??
me:
you: holy shit
me: i’m stressed
someone: don’t be stressed
me:
I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’.
the results:
perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along.
i love this experiment!
this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night
here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
I tried to prop my foot up on the wall… ANYWAYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
Now that’s a lot of information to swallow
how do I delete other people’s posts
friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
