our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming
call that pussy jerma the way it puts me in a meat grinder
you have 5 minutes to eat the brown part of this banana. if you fail to do so the banana will explode
like american culture has created this really awesome slurry of factors that force anyone that isnt dog brain rich to rely on a market that separates us from anything meaningful (family, nature, learning, nuance generally) in exchange for enough money to afford rent and 1 oven pizza on fridays
Yes for pizza friday!!☺️ My fav
shut your ass up pjackk you spend all your cash on old english
Cuz i know how to get rich from it.
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Entry #0001 Of My Daily Adventure Lifestyle Journal
Today i had some fun doing shit
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recent scores + sightread & run back
I was in the Titanic sightseeing submarine with the billionaires but I did this input in the Logitech controller that controlled the submersible
and uh. It didn’t take well to it. I just left though.
to the baseball team of various hues: you know what they say, three strikes and you’re out