Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually
caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
I'm back from work youll never believe what happened
there was fucking cusomer
oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
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