2023 maxims:
1. read more
2. it’s fine to accept the bad parts of you without guilt bc being flawed is not morally wrong
3. anti-aging is stupid
4. being a bit cringe is good
5. actions towards others should be motivated more by care for them than concern for how it makes you look
6. communicating needs is so painful but we should do it anyway
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
this is a very very good video
omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while
imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like
Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.
Slothful Jeremiah:
*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here
*Slothful Jeremiah*
y’all here making amish memes when they will never be able to see this and defend themselves
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
theyre so good holy shit
the nuances in the movement
the two dancers who are in the center
they have no inhibitions
they have no problems in life
what is this
why is this the happiest video i have ever seen?
In the queue since Jan. :D
Rape Escape
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Worth watching
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be
useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Important
Please reblog this.
Please, if you see this, Reblog it.
If you see this, reblog please.
not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe
If you follow me, REBLOG THIS
Very useful information!
OH MY HEART
“I’m not ready for kids” LOL
someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)
Why
well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism
so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”
then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….
hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free
you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery
de·fen·es·tra·tion
/dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/
noun the action of throwing someone or something out of a window.
10 years ago High School Musical 2 was released.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry






