7? i have 21
Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
- Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
- Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
- Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
- Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
- Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
- Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
if you play ‘Mr Brightside′ at exactly 11:58:58 on New Years Eve, the chorus will play at exactly midnight. Start off your New Year right.
we need for 2021
♡friendly reminder that dancing, singing, drawing, etc. are all just normal human behaviors and not things you need to master to be able to do and enjoy.♡
it’s 22:47 and ive had a can of energy drink in bed. how did it come to this
exCUSE Me bAArmeeeid. i’m afREEED you’ve brot me the rong 0ffsPRENG. i wanted an EXTra Large Boy with BEEEFY ARRMS, eXtra gUts and gLORREH ON THE SEID. THIS HEEER, this is a t0lkin fISHBOn
y'all remember homestuck? and now we're all homestuck. and it's like an apocalypse minus the time travel what we know. so we all talk through our computers.
confirmed we're in homestuck and im waiting for dave strider to sword fight us out of this terrible beta game
I bet there are people on this site who’ve quoted a Homestuck meme without realising it was a Homestuck meme, and then the reblog chain they quoted it on trended, and now hundreds of thousands of people know them as a filthy Homestuck in spite of the fact that they’ve never even read the thing.
Jurassic Park {Sentence Starters}
- “Clever girl.”
- “Quiet, all of you!“
- “So, who’s hungry?”
- “Spared no expense.“
- “Life, uh, finds a way.”
- “Hold onto your butts.”
- “I really hate that man.”
- “They DO move in herds.“
- “Shoot her! SHOOT HER!“
- “We can make it if we run.“
- “That is one big pile of shit.”
- “They should all be destroyed.“
- “Should we chance moving him?“
- “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
- “Boy, do I hate being right all the time.“
- “It’s the most beautiful thing I ever saw.”
- “No, that’s crazy, you’re out of your mind.”
- “So, you know, try to show a little respect.”
- “What have they got in there? King Kong?”
- “You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
- “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.“
- “There. Look at this. See? See? I’m right again.”
- “What’s the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?“
- “But you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.”
- “Are they heavy? Then they’re expensive, put ‘em back.”
- “That doesn’t look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.”
- “How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?“
- “You can get somebody else because I won’t do it. I will not — !”
- “I won’t tell anyone you threw up, just… just give me your hand.“
- “Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.“
- “I refuse to believe that you aren’t familiar with the concept of attraction.“
- “And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.“
- “The world has just changed so radically, and we’re all running to catch up.“
- “I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move…“
- “Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me.“
- “You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it.”
- “I bet I can climb over the top and get on the other side before you can even get to the top.”
- “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
