I can’t get over this:

i am having a stroke

I am having a stroke too

People assumed the planet was worm-shaped?

According to a popular joke, “worm” is the scientific term for “a planet with a hole in it.”

planets with holes in them are just toruses, donuts if you will. while we're on this discussion, how many holes does a donut have? a straw? if a ball has three holes drilled toward the center, all stopping at the center as to form a y-shaped cavern, how many holes are there now? holes are odd