actual human garbage

Catch me in the supermarket buying bread at 9:48 pm wearing a shirt with this image printed on it

the milk hate ends in 2017

Milk is disgusting

okay but square up to me in a mickey d’s parking lot and we’ll see whose bones is breaking first

okay, 

what did fred say

fred says Fuck

Pure cesium bath bomb

The Purge (2013)

#everything makes sense when you find out they grew up together (agentkatz)

when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

Adorable

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes

me

when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke

rest in fucking pieces

tits better than ass? ass better than tits? it don’t matter i got neither !!!

u got toes?

why are 18 year olds so stupid

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron