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Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants
Spite goals
Source: journalpost.com
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wholesomepetmemes
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uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu
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dasha-loses-it
Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.
Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!
Str8 Ppl from 1950-2010: [assault/murder gay people while keeping them from getting married/having rights]
Str8 Ppl in 2018: this gay online said straight people dress like randomized sims and it hurt my feelings
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m--ood-deactivated20181217
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
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PLUS!!:
Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel, eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!
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gif87a-com
“AHkhwoo”
WHAT
Leave him alone he is perfect!
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sometimes ross is the perfect example of a meninist
reminder that the term “friendzone” was literally invented to describe ross gellar
Source: intoasylum
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
cool
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teenscoolest
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
poorlytimed
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
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YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.”
dreamingariel
GHOST BISON
nanoochka
“There’s really a very simple scientific expla–”
“GHOST BISON”
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
turtle94c
“Whats your safe word?”
diaryofakanemem
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
trashg0d
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
5unflwr
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
pussyprlnt
“Ooo that’s cute”
mysoulrunsdeep
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
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when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth
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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs