hi

y'all I just realised

tumblr is a website that wasn't designed to produce any specific kind of content, and in the end it mostly boils down to shitposts that mean absolutely nothing, and american political discorse where all sorts of liberals and communists duke out about which way is the best to oppose the political right

this is a None Website With Left Beef

thank you to all of the music artists that live in my phone and sing songs whenever i want them to

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

It’s 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant

towns with an air force base

This is the part of Florida Jason Mendoza was from in The Good Place

I just finished installing this towel hanger and honestly? time to update my grindr profile to #masc4masc 

it fell apart….homophobia strikes again

I could not stop laughing. Have a great day, everybody!

and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?

this is just wild

“Fish rarely get love from people in the way that dogs or dolphins do when they should.”

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The betrayal...

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

Can’t ya fart fast?

Want this ass?

This is Truffles the cat, a stray found by a pediatric optometrist and now puts kids at ease that are nervous about getting glasses and totally makes them more at ease. 

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I would die for Truffles.

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

perhaps a society has failed if it’s people ever feel old (derogatory) rather than old (complimentary)

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple