*gestures wildly*

moodboard. btw.

"creepy or wet" being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn't like... a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

btw the gym copypasta was already a riff on "is the movie reddit or not"

you simply cannot force one piece fans to think about anything else 

remembered i can make memes about literally whatever i want

remembered i can

make memes about literally

whatever i want

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

I can not explain how much this comic has helped me over the years. I think about this constantly and it helps so much.

okay well heres the bigender allegory character

media you can't touch because you interacted with it during a really bad and dark time in your life and the entire media is coated in gross drippy bad-touch depression gunk vs media you can't touch because you interacted with it during a really good time in your life and trying to touch it zaps your brain with pangs of longing and grief for what you no longer have, fight

would you live forever, clover? if it meant the chance to meet them again? are you missing your body, or the one who use to hold it?

I hope she's in the next movie!

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

I disagree

There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

AHHHHHHHHH OW

climate change is getting worse and these influencers are trying to make shein look better.........these people would sell their loved ones for money

are you hurt anywhere?

2021.01.12

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

isekai title

Ranma 1/2.

i just wanna say that even if you have degenerative diseases, life can still get better with age. i don't know how long i have left and i just seem to keep getting sicker, but im steadier and happier and more secure in myself than ever.

i started my 20s healthy and my 30s deathly ill and i'm much happier now. i wouldn't even trade health for everything else i've gained since.

contrary to the popular misconception, health isn't everything or even the most important thing. it's good to have! but you can make a happy life as a sick person, in whatever time you have

really touched that this is starting to reach more people, and the replies and tags and comments are 💙

It's so true. I was diagnosed with autoimmune disease around age 22. I'm 36 now. Married, two kids, back in school, excited for the future. My physical condition is much worse. I'm immeasurably happier and more spiritually fulfilled. I'm excited for what the future will bring, even knowing that one of the things it will bring definitely includes "more physical pain and limitations." The good stuff is better.

they call it 'couscous' becouscous it is so yommy

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children's/teen fiction#and people would have been like 'it's kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I'll read it to the kids'#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she's driven HP into the fucking earth

Good time for a periodic reminder that "butch" does not mean "has muscles" and it does not mean "sidebuzz haircut" and if you look at a cartoon girl who wears makeup and skirts and high heels and decide she's butch purely on the virtue of "she's kind of buff" or "she's got short hair" or "she's rude to men" or "she knows how to fight" then you need to delete futchscale.png off your hard drive and talk to an actual butch for once in your life