König and a small kitten :)
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I’m finding it really hard to view the Titanic submersible nonsense with appropriate gravity because goddamn this was the most avoidably stupid way to die we’ve seen in a while.
Oh it’s an untethered, van-sized tube, steered by an off-brand PS3 controller, that navigates via text messages from the mothership, the texts are transmitted by Musky’s satellites, and it has no hatch, instead being bolted together around the occupants from the outside. The CEO of the company considers “safety” an obstacle, and the vehicle is unregulated and unapproved, so you have to sign a waiver that mentions death three times in the first page to board it. Every single one of those points is a reason to not board the thing.
And to top it off, these dipshits decide to name their ACME-ass submersible the Titan, and take it to the most legendary monument to Man’s Hubris on the planet, 3.7 kilometres into the abyss. Like there’s tempting fate, and then there’s this horseshit.
These MFs paid $250000 for a Darwin Award and a starring role in “Worst ways to die” Youtube videos for decades to come.
Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
I don’t know, man, I am definitely not a Reddit community kinda guy, but whenever I’ve needed to find help on something or how to troubleshoot a specific thing or something like that, there’s always a thread in a hyperspecific subreddit that’s got my back and goes to the point instead of adding any filler like “specialist websites” do. They can come in and sit on the couch, I owe it to the kindness their land has shown me in my times of need in the past.
Piss off if you’re from Twitter, though. You need to prove yourself on an individual basis.
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hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me
hey, don't cry, 70% chance of rain & thunderstorms throughout the day and into the evening, ok?
During the majority of the experience, Paper Mario: The Origami King has the player at the center of a play board, with limited time to line up enemies into an optimal arrangement; however, this changes when single-enemy boss battles begin, with the situation being entirely reversed and the player needing to navigate rings that the boss rearranges to reach the center. This change in perspective ensures that bosses remain significant challenges even if the player has mastered the combat system, and instead serves to measure the core of the gameplay experience from the perspective of planning and timing.
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
