Ok anon

Thoughts and prayers for anon. Hope they heal from whatever prompts them to send hateful nonsense like this. Get well soon xoxo

Em, you clearly don't know what you're talking about. This anon obviously has a PhD RPG 3DCGI on writing and you're what? A professional English teacher? With an amazing grasp on High Valyrian? An amazing way of portraying complex and deep characters in different settings?

Wack.

Do better Em, smh 😤

(takes a deep breath in) WHERE ARE MY UNCLE-DADDY LEAKS?????????????????

WHERE??????

Into My Arms

Pairing: Osferth x femme Warnings: Canon typical violence, smut, fluff. Word count: ~1.4k

Summary: Osferth is tired of her underestimating him, of being seen as nothing more than "Baby Monk", so goes out of his way to prove to her that he is so much more than that. A little birthday treat for @doomwhathouwilt - based on this request.

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What a treat! Love some Baby Monk and this was such a beautiful smutty piece! Endlessly impressed by your talent Ange! ❤️

also:

He's 10 inches throbbing under those robes, Jo! Thank you so much for reading <3

me making decision after decision, conscious choices to draw gojo:

also me looking at the library: wait its really all gojo?

when jjk is over they’re going to have to reintroduce me to society like one of those rehabilitated raccoons or whatever

-scene cut to a spinning ISD, muffled screaming-

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a neat trick.”

-scene cut to a spinning ISD, muffled screaming-

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a neat trick.”

risk and reward

Tattoo artist!Aemond x Reader

rating: explicit. 18+ only.

content: smut [v fingering, f receiving oral, unprotected p in v, creampie], kinks [size, tattoos, piercings]

summary: you want your first tattoo. but are you ready to deal with who will do this to you?

The soft tinkling of bells rang out as you opened the studio door, but your nerves were so sensitive that you flinched as if the sound had been amplified by large speakers. The frigid air inside the studio ruffled the hairs on your arms and you pulled your cardigan tighter around you, immediately recognizing the soft rock playing in the background.

If this was a visit like one of the other times you've been here with your friends, for company and support in getting their tattoos and piercings, then you would have been able to once again admire the modern decor and beautiful artwork hangs on the walls - all strategically placed to catch the eye and pique the customer's appetite.

Rev. 22:20 - Chapter One: Confession

Warnings: Mild angst, talk of religion, unhappy family circumstances, male masturbation. Word count: ~1.6k (this is just the initial set-up; future chapters will be longer once we get to the meat of the story)

Summary: Aemond accompanies his mother to the Sept and notices someone he hasn't seen before.

Main series masterlist.

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Invidia

Pairing: Modern!Aemond Targaryen x femme Warnings: Plot? I don't know her. Jealousy, dom/sub dynamics, slightly toxic relationship, alcohol consumption, light choking, spit kink, light bondage, P in V action, use of sex toys, overstimulation, degrading language, slight praise kink, implied oral (m receiving) Word count: ~1.7k

Summary: Aemond dishes out a punishment that won't soon be forgotten when his partner attempts to make him jealous. Based on this request.

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mother and father issues are so valid like yeah i do take issue with the way you two behaved. Actually

First class rendition of Baba Yaga’s house for Lisa’s chickens. (Look at the bronze chicken feet!)

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i do wanna go apeshit

people don’t understand tweek the way that i do people just dont “get” him he loves saying “man” and “dude” he loves indiana jones he keeps rubber bands in his pocket hes not a chicken he face plants in his mashed potatoes he abuses cough syrup he says “are you shitting me?” he tells craig to shut up! shut up cause hes THINKING!! he gets it right the first time he says they tried to melt george lucas’s icy heart with a warm island song he goes out in the cold shirtless he was right about the gnomes he forgot the code word not a minute after he heard it and no one understands this the way i do

DOGFIGHT (dir. Nancy Savoca, 1991)

canonically speaking, though, he actually does not want them

Acquired Taste Aegon we adore you!