A Scholar & A Whore

All the Pride Angels I've made so far. You can find them individually at the links in my About Page.

Homemade Pea Shoot Pesto with Butter Fried Gnocchi (Vegan)

Chocolate tiramisu tart

If you like this comic, please read the fic that it’s based on! 

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braised pork ragu with pappardelle

Have you all been good this year?

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

Cmdr. Tucker & Lt. Reed in STAR TREK ENTERPRISE "Two Days and Two Nights"

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:

Time to get healthy.

Damn

I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. 

IS YOUR PENIS HEALTHY?

Penis health is an important part of your health — and it goes beyond your ability to get and keep an erection, ejaculate, and reproduce.

Penis problems can be a sign of an underlying health condition. Ongoing health issues affecting your penis also can impact other areas of your life, causing stress, relationship problems or poor self-confidence. Know the signs and symptoms of penis problems and what you can do to protect your penis health.

You need to have erections regularly to keep your penis in shape. "It has to be essentially exercised." To maintain a healthy tone, the smooth muscle of the penis must be periodically enriched with oxygen by the rush of blood that engorges the penis and makes it erect.

If men don't do anything to maintain normal erections, they will get shortening of the penis. Without regular erections, penile tissue can become less elastic and shrink, making the penis 1-2 centimeters shorter.

A device like a vacuum pump, which forces the penis to swell with blood, can help men with physical erection problems maintain a healthy penis.

The best way to boost penis health? Food.

We often eat with our hearts and stomachs in mind, but how often do we consider how foods affect extremely specific body parts?

Instead of eating as if your penis needs special attention, fill your day with foods that optimize your whole body, and in turn, help your blood bring the nutrients, vitamins, and minerals your penis needs to function. (Erectyle Dysfunction in younger men is rising and about 1 in 9 men will develop prostate cancer in their lifetime.) The penis is dependent on testosterone to function properly, and anything that lowers the T can lower the D. The 13 foods and drink below are among the worst cockblockers.

1.Soy

A study found that two scoops of pure soy protein powder a day decreased men’s testosterone levels by 19 percent after four weeks.

2.White Bread and Processed Carbs

Eating too many simple carbs can lead to weight gain, and increased body flab has been shown to raise a man’s estrogen levels and lower

The Horned God, Slavyan Stoyanov

Capt. Archer & Cmdr. Tucker in STAR TREK ENTERPRISE "Desert Crossing"

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

I only share the ones that don’t threaten with bad luck for not sharing

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I reblog the bagel every time I see it.

You know what? I need Good News. I like bagels and fire. WHY NOT.

Twice in a week. This bagel is persistent.

I am going to rebagel the bagel. I could use some good news.

Bagel of fire I beseech thee.

I just want to eat it.

great burning bagel wake up my lazy ass dealer i wanna smoke 

Bring me the news that I want… And the T. Need to parTy

Hail burning bagel

Hmm ok go then

One with everything!

Why the fuck not?

“The Tree of Life represents the world outside of us and the world inside of us. We tend to think of heaven and hell in the physical world only in terms of outside, concrete, materialist. We think of heaven as something above our heads that is very vaporous and vague and light, while hell is something under our feet that is full of fire or ice. Those places exist, but our relationship with them is not determined by our beliefs, the clothes we wear, our heritage, birth, or wealth — rather, it is determined by our state of being, our level of consciousness. In other words, whether we have a physical body or not, our state of being determines the level in which we experience life.”

- Samael Aun Weor: Treatise of Revolutionary Psychology: The Gnostic Method of Real Spiritual Awakening