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Nothing really special about me, except my love for music, tv shows,movies and books . That’s about it!
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age- 18+
unsub: I'm going to kill you
emily: how?
unsub: what?
emily: I'm just saying, shooting and staking and hitting me with a car didn't work so you're gonna have to get creative
unsub, visibly afraid: what the fu-
jj: don't forget being blown up
luke: and drugged, too
tara: oh and that time you were almost buried alive
emily: oh yeah, those too
unsub, crying: what the fuck are you
emily, shooting out his kneecaps: immortal, bitch

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

Happy Pride Month to all those with chronic illness and disabilities!! Pride is not only for those who are healthy. You have just as much of a right to be here as anyone else, and you have love and support from your community.

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FanFiction.net is not gone.

Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.

So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".

Please share so people stop panicking.

I got this comment on a story from my Other AO3 Account this morning.

(Info redacted because I prefer keeping these accounts separate but no one follows me on the side blog I have for that account.)

The story was posted almost a year ago and is relatively “popular” by my average statistics even though it has tropes and themes that are big turnoffs for a lot of people (hence separate accounts). This popularity is undoubtedly because it’s a Marvel Loki story and that fandom is massive.

So there is obviously an algorithm or a bot scrubbing ao3 statistics and leaving this comment on fics that meet a certain metric with the main character of the fic inserted into the comment.

I had a little time to kill this morning so I decided to investigate further. And y’all this is so predatory. Come on this journey with me. It made me mad. It may make you mad.

First, if you go to Webnovel’s website, you HAVE to choose between male lead or female lead stories before you can go any further. WTF?

And that’s weird, but this gets so much worse. This is basically a pay-to-read site that has different subscription models. Which… okay BUT! The authors don’t get paid! Look at that comment again. They’re promising a supportive and nurturing community, but zero monetary compensation. It’s basically, “post your stuff here so we can get paid and you can get… nice vibes?” I mean look at this Orwellian writing:

Using the phrase “pay-to-read model” in the same sentence as “qualitative changes in lifestyles for authors” deliberately makes you think that you can get paid and maybe even make a living on this website. But that’s not actually what it says and authors will not receive one red cent.

Oh but wait, the worst is still to come. In case this breaks containment (which I kind of hope it does) this is where I mention that I’m a lawyer in the US.

I don’t do intellectual property or copyright law but I do read and write contracts for a living. So I went to look at their terms of service. It was fun!

Highlights the first, in which Webnovel gets a license to do basically whatever they want with content you post on their site. This is how they get to be paid for people reading authors’ writing without paying them anything.

Highlights the second, in which Webnovel takes no responsibility for illegally profiting off of fan fic. This all says that the writer is 100% responsible for everything the writer posts (even though only Webnovel is making money from it).

Highlights the third which say that by posting, the author is representing that they have the legal right to use and to let Webnovel use the content according to these terms. So if a writer posts fan fiction and Webnovel makes money from people reading the fan fiction, and the House of the Mouse catches wise, these sections say that that’s ALL on the writer.

So that’s a little skeevy to start off with but the thing that is seriously shitty and made me make this post was that these assholes are coming to ao3. They are actively recruiting people in comments on their fan fiction. And they are saying they are big fans of the character you’re writing about and that they share your interests.

They are recruiting fan fiction writers and giving every impression that you can make money from posting fan fiction on their site and hiding the fact that you absolutely cannot but they can make money off of you while you try, deep in their terms of service which no one but a lawyer who writes fan fic and has some time to kill will read.

I see posts on here regularly from people who don’t understand how this stuff works, don’t understand that they (and others) can not legally make a financial profit from fan fiction. And there are tons of people who will not take the time to dig into the details.

Don’t deal with these bastards. Fuck Webnovel.

A LOT OF THINGS CAN BE TRAUMATIC FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10

I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH

WATCHING YOUR PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERYDAY CAN BE TRAUMATIC

BULLYING CAN BE TRAUMATIC

BEING YELLED AT FOR DOING MINOR MISTAKE CAN BE TRAUMATIC

NOT GETTING PROPER ACCOMODATION AND COPING MECHANISM FOR YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS CAN BE TRAUMATIC

NEGLECT CAN BE TRAUMATIC

STRESSED OUT FROM BEING "GIFTED CHILD" CAN BE TRAUMATIC

YOU WERE A CHILD

If Galavant ever gets another season by some miracle or other, they should explain the hiatus by saying there was a plague and no one handled it properly so it went on way longer than it should have and no one in history will ever make that mistake again. I feel like that would be on brand.

Dear God please let this happen 🙏🏻

No one asked for this but it's too late now.

disabled/mentally ill/chronically ill child and which BAU parent would be the most accomodating.

(of course all of them would be supportive and do their best but some of them would be naturally more accomodating for certain things. Just trust me.)

Some of these are really specific and others are more general be kind please it was 2 am when I thought of this

  • Spencer- absolutely the best dad an autistic kid could ask for. He knows the signs before a meltdown and exactly what to do. If you're non verbal he learns sign language to help you, gets you stim toys based on what motor function you find the most soothing, and this man would be the biggest supporter of your special interests (really this needs no explaination. I could go on for hours about this)
  • JJ- a learning disability. Not only is she mama bear who will fight a teacher that critisized you but her whole job revolved around communicating well. She knows how to adjust and break things down and go slow. She would figure out the best way to accomodate you and follow through every time. You never have to worry about her losing her patience with you, she knows you need breaks, and she doesn't care what grade you get- she's just proud that you tried your hardest and got through it.
  • Penelope- Depression. Not only is this woman nearly impossible to be sad around, but Garcia understands sadness and grief and darkness. She doesn't like it, but she understands it and how awful it feels. She also understand that sometimes you just have to feel the feelings and not try to fix them right away. She's all sunshine and rainbows, but she knows you have to weather the storm first. She helps you get through it, slow and steady, but once it's time to get up and going she knows how to do that too.
  • Morgan- Any physical disabilty. This man would find the best house possible and then restore it and fit it with any ramp, handles, resizing, etc. you need. Would totally redo your dining room to be a first floor bedroom if you needed it and outfit it with an accessible shower. He finds a way to modify just about any sport you want to try so you can play. Can and will fight buisnesses over their lack of following of accessible laws.
  • Emily- Ambulatory wheenchair user/dynamic physical disability. She makes sure you have any mobility aids, modifications to the living space, and will fight people if they don't follow accessible laws. But she also makes you feel badass- she points out that canes and crutches make great weapons (talk shit get hit) and using your wheelchair is a power move she always encourages you to take if you need it. If you need bravery, she'd let you borrow hers. Would cut a death glare to anyone who questioned your validity.
  • Hotch- emotion and mood disorders. Hotch is so steady when it comes to his mood and emotions and he's great at not taking things personally. So it doesn't matter how high or low you are or if you blow up at him and say things you don't mean because he knows it's not always in your control. You can depend on him to be okay when you aren't and make descision when you don't trust that you're in the right state of mind. He's your rock- always stable and consistent and reliable, even when you can't be.
  • Rossi- disordered eating. HEAR ME OUT OKAY. A lot of people who restrict have one special dish/snack that has significant and GOOD meaning to it and a lot of times it plays a really big role in recovery and Rossi would make sure you have that whenever you want. If you have more selective tendencies he's sure to get the exact thing you like every time because no child of his is going to eat generic we all know the brand name is better. Rossi believes that a relationship with food should be one of love and he helps foster that in the most sensitive and kind way possible

I don’t think you guys understand how much this means to me as someone who is disabled (though I do hate to use that word), this literally almost made me cry! Happy tears though promise!

Imagine your and Casey’s first kiss

 Request:

i hate to be a bother, but is there any way you can write a casey novak x reader fluff about their first kiss and it being chaotically adorable? 🖤

If there was one thing you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt, it was that you loved Casey Novak. You weren’t too convinced Casey felt the same way, but this in no sense hindered your feelings for her. Ever since you began working in the Special Victims Unit, you had your eyes set on her. The first thing you noticed about Casey was her red hair. You’d simply fallen in love with it, and how it always smelled like lavender. You loved her eyes, and how serious they were. 

You’d become rather close recently, which you certainly weren’t complaining about, and you’d come to realize just how much you loved her laugh, her touch, the way she approached every situation. 

You were so head over heels in love with this woman who sat across from you. You were in her office, the both of you had finished eating dinner you’d brought her. She was looking down at some paperwork she wanted to go over for a moment, and while you could have done literally anything else, you couldn’t help but stare at her. 

Frankly, it didn’t take long for her to notice this. Her very green eyes flicked up to look at you, and she smiled. You loved her smile. “What are you doing?”

“Nothin’.” You smiled back, crossing your legs.

“Nothing?” She raised her brows, leaning back in her chair. “How long were you staring?”

“Why?” You laughed, a blush creeping up your cheeks. 

“Because depending on the time, that’ll tell me why you were staring.”

You shifted uncomfortably. You hated how fact oriented she was sometimes, because it meant she was always right, and knew exactly what you were up to.

“Ever since you started reading, I guess.” You muttered.

“So…Approximately fifteen minutes?” Now she wheeled herself closer, resting her elbows on the desk, and leaning toward you.

You gulped, your heart rate picking up. “Y-Yes.”

She stood suddenly, and walked to your side. “Stand up.”

You did.

She looked into your eyes, a smile appearing on her face. “You do it a lot, you know.”

“What?” You breathed.

“Stare at me.” She responded, slipping her hands on your waist.

Your eyebrows raised. “Do I?”

“All the time.” She chuckled. “I haven’t said anything…but I notice. It’s cute.”

You knew your face was beet red at this point.

With no other words, and without warning, her soft lips were on yours. You were taken aback, but were not ashamed to wrap your arms around her neck. She pulled you close to her, and slid her tongue over your bottom lip, asking for entrance which you granted. You stayed like this for some time before breaking away for breath.

“You just kissed me.” You sputtered.

“Yes.”

“Can you do it again?”

She laughed, pressing a soft kiss to your cheek. “I’d be honored to.”

firelight tryst

Pairing: Sersi x gn!reader

Word count: 405

Synopsis: Sersi saved your village, and the celebration by the bonfire is the perfect opportunity to say thank you.

Warnings: 18+, MINORS DO NOT READ OR INTERACT, kissing in public, implied sex, tw: alcohol

A/N: Day three of Marvel Girlfriend May, here we are!! 💚 This one is set back in ancient times, and the reader lives in a village in an unspecified location. I hope this is vague enough to translate to anywhere around the world ~

You’ve been making eyes at each other all night. Sersi, dancing and laughing with her motley band of strange sorcerers, and you, giggling across the bonfire with your friends. The spirits have been flowing freely for some time now.

Nursing your cup by the firelight, you muse on what you could possibly say to her. But you’ve never tried to approach someone, let alone a stranger with powers that just saved your people.

A shadow falls on you, and your vision is suddenly filled with her.