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Snippet - Nightingale Unleashed 

“Oh,” Nightingale says, sounding put out. “Didn’t I kill you already?" 

"No,” the technician says with gritted teeth, “you threw me over the side." 

"Oh yes, because you were in my way and boring me. I remember.” Nightingale smiles and it turns Lark’s blood cold. “Shall we rectify my mistake?" 

With a flash of purple magic, Nightingale is gone and appears right behind the technician, seizing them in a hold from behind that keeps their arms locked in place. A quick wave from her occupied hand and she pulls them both back through the portal that appears. 

Lark cannot move fast enough to follow. Wren is frozen, and probably best so. Above them, the scream of the technician echoes through the chamber, an awful rattling cry as they dangle from Nightingale’s arm. 

Nightingale laughs, holding onto a groove in the central arcane capacitor with a tight grip. 

"Now, here’s the thing, honey,” she says to the technician, “arm strength? Not my best point. So how long do you think you’ve got before I drop you?" 

"Why are you doing this?” the technician screams. 

“Because four walls for three years is so dull. You can’t begin to imagine.” Nightingale groans a moment later, the strain of holding the technician’s weight now showing through the red flush across her skin, the tension in her jaw. “Oof. Not long now. Good try, kid." 

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This snippet is from the second draft of my novella The Chase (Begins), which will be coming out in 2023 all going well. It’s the first in my Catastrophe Incoming series. 

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(Art by velveteenwitchy on Twitter)

anyway come check out my writing blog!! you know you want to!! we all love evil ladies here so let’s get on with it!! 

This is better than any snl sketch

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier

that record scratch at the end though

i hate to be this person because i used to roll my eyes at people who told me this but finally making myself go through uncomfortable situations for the possibility of joy has resulted in me being happier than i ever could have imagined being. i do think that you should always listen to yourself but i prevented my own happiness for a long time by not knowing how to tell intuition from overthinking and being too afraid and sticking to negative what if’s when i should have been sticking to positive what if’s. not every venture outside your comfort zone will result in some revelation that moves the earth under your feet but the probablilty of it is zero if you never venture out

omggggg

that kitty really went

The Dragon War is raging. The Theocracy of Izirm is losing. And a mad mage just got loose. 

THE CHASE (BEGINS)

CATASTROPHE INCOMING SERIES: VOLUME I

Lark, a powerful and devoted Seeker of the scholar god, lives a life of adventure.

Their fun is cut short when they learn that their ex Nightingale has escaped prison and will go on a fresh murder and chaos spree if they don’t catch her. With their friend and protector Wren at their side, and the wards of the city failing, it is a race against time to find Nightingale before all hell breaks loose.

Contains: 

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pst check out my cool novella that I am hoping to release next year!!

I have officially returned to what I had on chapter 30. it begins. with a lot of live tweet reactions to That Cliffhanger 

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!

good things come to those who wait!!

— Jandy Nelson, The Sky Is Everywhere

@twelveclara

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

The best thing is the tail going when they look back at the stack. It’s just like “well that was fun…. THERE’S MORE”

Bastard Awakened