I absolutely love how the mcu fandom headcanons carol & valkyrie as this badass power couple when in reality they're just two big softies when around each other

Me watching Carol and Valkyrie in The Marvels:

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY 

Mistah Lovah Lovah (via)

Mace Browne + Marie Schmidt | spies AU | enemies to lovers | 100k | slowburn

I don't think fic writers know how much they matter

Do you know how many times you distracted me when I was hurt or lonely? Do you know how many times a line or a scene from fanfic marked me so much that I remembered years later, even though I can’t recall my own phone number? 

Even if the fic isn’t perfect or popular or multi-chaptered… Sometimes there’s just one sentence that changed me.

You, miles and miles away, changed me.

Via Feminist News.

Evelyn Berezin built the first word processor.

Her patents include:

Not only did she build the first word processor..

..Which was entirely designed by herself. The first office computer.

I am furious I did not know her name.

Rest in power.

* Hawkeye trailer comes out *

Me:

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

I love this so much

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

“Only one bed” trope supremacy.

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

Things you love to see by Glennon!

thinking abt how sarah said to hannah once “it was all over” they would kiss in broad daylight and then how the last scene is sam and deena kissing once it really IS all over in the same place where hannah and sarah hooked up in 1666. the difference in those scenes is so clear and impactful. sarah and hannah were afraid and alone in the dark when they kissed, full of guilt and uncertainty and then three centuries later their reincarnations, sam and deena, kissed in exactly the same spot in the sunlight and they were happy and for the first time in a long time they were both safe and unafraid.

I CAN’T THIS IS SO GOOD

you've heard of surprised pikachu, now get ready for distressed raichu

The world isn’t ready for distressed Raichu but here it is anyway