her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
mods find him, bind him, tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters, drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of his grave
i keep saying that i'm not really an enemies to lovers fan because oftentimes, the enemies are not true enemies. however, enemies to lovers when done right is exquisite. nicky and joe, for example. actual enemies who killed each other a lot and found one thing binding them together, one single thing in common, which then reframed their perspective on everything. THAT'S enemies to lovers.
local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time
sigma mare behavior part two
sapphic horse house tour - finale
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other "I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like 'awww man you're gonna have to call a moving company' and then my friend is like 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,' you know?"
What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is thin but your heart is swole.
Okay but this is the first time someone has called Yurio something “masculine”/”strong” and it clearly means a lot to him. People usually use terms like fairy or princess when describing him (JJ even goes as far as calling him a girl and Lilia uses prima ballerina which is a female only term). Throughout the show, Yurio struggles a lot with people calling him “feminine” terms and is constantly trying to push his bad boy image in an attempt to make himself seem more tough/manly. To have Otabek read him “correctly” so to speak obviously makes him visibly happy and I think this is one of the reasons he’s so quick to accept the friendship invitation.
bad lgbt representation: An obviously queercoded flamboyant villain who makes it seem like some sort of a chicken-or-the-egg question of whether they're gay because they're evil or evil because they're gay.
better lgbt representation: A queer character who's literally just a regular person. They just happen to be gay, aren't better or worse for it, and it has nothing to do with the plot.
but consider: Both in the same story. The latter one would Strongly Prefer if them being gay had nothing to do with the plot, but unfortunately the villain is their ex. And the ex is not Evil because of the gay thing, the whole Spiked Skulls And Lime Green Fire was just always their thing and an ugly breakup seemed like a great excuse to go completely off the rails.
anyway just thinking about how jon had his entire childhood stolen from him and then via transitioning and becoming head archivist he had finally made a life for himself only to realize that he was being controlled the entire time by the entities. something like that
my devious 17th century bavarian dandy of an ex-husband has been trying to turn our child against me during his weekends for sure. every time eckhart gets back from his dad's he scorns the bluey and ipad games i lay out before him and berates me for not having planted a rose bush for him and the neighborhood children to play clapping games around
hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up
sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge
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no one takes me out for mini golf becaause all the holes close up when they see im there and they have to shut the place down for months to get them to open again