AARAGH

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

I still feel like I'm not qualified to talk about this movie because I haven't watch it and probably will never get a chance to but... Him..

laughing so hard on this posters set

sumeru’s final girl!!!

The ice queen ❄️

@enigma-the-anomaly

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

I am in love with you /p

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

⭐⛅✨ have you met the love of my life??? – (twitter) – (insta)

thinking about them

Tumblr is returning to its natural state. Nature is healing.

This is what they say at the aisle instead of “I do”

(pov you spend valentines on the crux) happy beidou day!

@evil-eggroll

Happy Birthday, Beidou!

Land ahoy! It looks like our voyage is just about finished.

How about it, got any new impressions?

For me, I've seen so much of the sea that it's hard for me to find it interesting anymore.

But the constant turnover of the crew and the diverse personalities of crew members offset the monotony.

You, in particular, always bring new, interesting stories. I dare say you're the crew's favorite guest!

And for that, there will always be room for you on my ship!

Thanks to Hitoto for the fantastic artwork!

mmm haha

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dr pepper

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

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