i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

That might be one of the ultimate power moves

Why is skincare ….., feminized

men weren’t supposed to have skin

He went home

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

i dont want to do anything ever

*breakdances sadly* 

I’m reaching the point in life where all I want is a large castle out in the countryside, full of books.

My children looking like they’re about to drop the most fire mixtape of 2016

hoe u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 sweetie1⃣0⃣0⃣💯

how high are u

u speak about sin in front of my eye 👁👁 ok binch ✍💋 eat the marijuana 😤 bone ape the teeth ☠🐒👄 sweatheart 💯

I dare you to go for a walk in the park without your phone. Those emojis supposed to make you look scary?

what 😤🤔 the heck is a park?? 🙄🙄 i enjoy using only the intersnet and PHONE !!! 😡😡😤❌❌i love profanity and crime and not voting 😤😛😛😛 who is economy 😂😂😂😂😂😂sorry i only know beyoncé 💯💯💅🏽 fleek 😂😛

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

I am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal