hi

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

this makes me feel like i’m sitting somewhere like a stairwell or bathroom outside of a christmas party i’m not really feeling and while i thought coming here might be fun and good for me it’s just made me realize how isolated i really am from people 

this shit will give you an existential crisis.

Rape Escape

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

Delete this website and only leave this behind

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

Sugar flier Ep 78 - 1111 Animals

I DID NOT HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP FOR THIS FEELS TRIP.

He’s flying

Sorry I didn’t reply I’ve been crying

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Cinderella’s dress, shoes, and hairband change color with your blog!!

This looks perfect on a white background. So pretty to see her dress being silver like it is in the film.

Wow cinderella looks good in macaroni. 

this is my favorite addition wow A+

my background is black

i was really excited about seeing this on my own blog and then i remembered my background is light blue :|

*waits to see what happens*

*looks*

i need this fidget toy more than i have ever needed any other fidget toy

it’s currently in its fundraising phase, it looks like they’ll be ready to sell them in December 2016! image source and more information here at their kickstarter.

It’s important to be clean :D

I don’t give a yike

You are stranded somewhere. You sent an SOS signal and somebody replies with “Give us your location”. You sent your location, but later realized it was off by a few kilometers. Moments later you see a plane coming from a distance to that location; dropping bombs.

randy its been five minutes flip your knife crab

Build a detailed and immersive world, without using any adjectives.