local guy is soooo brave (went to the grocery store and didn’t even freak out that much)
If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days
why do english people die in the stupidest ways 😭
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Anonymous asked:
you make cole sprouse out to be something he isnt - he's a person, like you and me. he's got skin and i have some to prove it.
im sorry hang on like i just. what the absolute fuck are you talking about
Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime
Turns out "is your soup pregnant yet" is not an appropriate way of asking my roommates when the pasta will be done
Anonymous asked:
i think ive accidentally joined a volcano rp group where we rp as volcanoes on tumblr. im having beef with vesuvius. do you have any advice
can you believe this website is free to use
i had a friend who unironically thought the thing in the corner of your eye was the clit
that's cuhz rubbing it feels DAMN good!!!!!!!!
Now THIS is advertising
I’m losing my mind
