You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid.
Peasants marry for love.
Some of you ship tedbecca, tedtrent, and/or roykeeleyjamie and was extremely disappointed that none of them set sail in the finale but none of you will ever understand the pain of my otp not happening,
Dr Jacob X Being Reported/Losing License
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autistically mourning pangea think of all the train potential
this post did more to convince me i'm on the spectrum than a 100 self-tests that all said "you're on the fucking spectrum, bud"
TFW it’s ur week with ur kid and his kid is in from the states and ur trying to finish editing ur book and he’s trying to prep for the next season and u haven’t had a single moment alone in 5 days
my toxic trait is i truly actually believe that if ted lasso just sat down and really thought about it for an hour he would be deeply in love with trent crimm
just saw someone call barbie movie an independent film. and. girls. what are we doing here. a $100mil movie, from warner brothers, about one of the most famous toys in the world, produced by the makers of that toy, is not an independent film. come on. you can be excited for it without treating it like some low budget arthouse underdog.
people have now convinced themselves that barbie movie will be an anti-capitalist manifesto and i’m genuinely asking that people please be serious here. you can have fun at the feature length blockbuster toy commercial without performing a cirque du soleil routine to convince yourself that supporting mattel and warner bros. isn’t exactly what it is. it’s okay. you’ll live.
Suicide Squad (2016) dir. David Ayer Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
"What the fuck did you mean, flattered?"
Jamie glances at Roy on the bike behind him. "What?"
"Look where you're fucking going," Roy snaps, and Jamie looks back ahead just in time to dodge someone wheeling a pram. "I said, what the fuck did you mean when you said you were flattered that everyone thought you were gay? Why is that flattering?"
Jamie is confused for a moment that he's bringing this up now, then remembers Roy wasn't in the room for that. Someone must have mentioned it to him. "Always wanted to be gay," he explains.
"Why?"
Jamie shrugs. "Better clothes. Better clubs. Way better hookup apps. Plus, men are dead sexy."
There is a very long silence. Jamie glances back again just to make sure Roy hasn't fallen off the bike.
"You think men are sexy," Roy says flatly. "As in, you would like to have sex with them?"
"Yeah," Jamie sighs. "I think about it all the time."
Another long silence, then: "Have you ever heard the word bisexual?"
"Oh yeah, that's people who get to bang both! The fucking dream, innit. Wish that were me."
The rope around Jamie's waist starts to jerk rhythmically. He looks back to find Roy banging his head against the handlebars of the bike. "I don't—even—get fucking—paid for this," he's mumbling, and that's all Jamie catches before he crashes full-on into a streetlamp.
someone reblogged this saying they don't watch the show and I am very curious why they thought Jamie was tied to the bike
okay let me share my vision
when u grab the nicest guy on the planet, give him a rude best friend, traumatize him, hurt him and finally make him snap, he fucking snaps
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