Nora: You remember the Cabots and that affair with Emogene we helped out with?

Danse: Uhm, no. You took Nick and left me at home staring into the middle distance. After what we've been through you didn't have to sideline me like that.

Nora: Okay we are NOT going to dig into this ancient history right now, Danse.

Danse: Was it a social anxiety thing? Did... did I smell? I mean you only took one of us at a time.

Hancock: Some sad violin music coming from somewhere...

Nora: Can we not do this right now?

Cat sounds compilation.

Don’t let the short duration of this video fool you - it is VERY good.

Unmute !

If I had that power I would absolutely abuse it

going to the market with kaidan

messy as fuck doodles of the struggles of dragonborn motherhood

BONUS:

@disparatepeace got another good one!!!

I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.

Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime

he always looks so upset when they work and I don't blame him XD

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

Look, I don't make the rules but you're legally required to watch this.

A comic about being (possibly) neurodivergent, deeply rooted fears and overthinking

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Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

 archive.org/donate/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CANT DONATE THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE INFO

On twitter,tumblr,facebook,heck,anywhere you want,this needs to be talked about !

they’re being sued due to putting together an “emergency library”, essentially, in the wake of schools and libraries closing due to covid-19.

you can read about it in a few places. here’s one article on the subject, but there’s plenty to be found.

The Internet Archive is so important there are scarcely words for it. Aside from the obvious benefits of the wayback machine, the archive hosts untold amounts of internet content and media. Memes, independent music and film, restored or difficult to access silent films and historical photographs, images of long-lost products and cultural icons. Scans of magazines, books, posters, postcards…

If you’ve never really explored the internet archive you really should. It is stunning what it has stored. It’s used by your every day person to watch Godzilla movies, by researchers and historians, by writers… because remember it’s all free.

It’s more than just a collection of internet history it’s a collection of nigh on everything that has passed through the internet—which, when you think about it, is fucking a lot. It’s essentially a digitized library and a digitized Smithsonian. Imagine the Smithsonian getting sued! Imagine the New York public library getting sued!! For allowing people to read its material for free. Fucking ridiculous.

Boost the heck out of this my dudes!! Support 👏 the 👏 archive! 👏

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

It’s a Monty Python skit.

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

I made some depressing “growing up autistic” memes

And yeah this is for the adhd peeps too

✨💖Princess Zelda💖✨

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

Sometimes VATS gives you information in unintended ways.

The bean jar

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

Since Gerard Way wrote The Umbrella Acedemy comics, I felt the most powerful need to commission this. It’s finally done. Thank you, @eamhhair

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