theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

I love them holy shit i'm crying

English added by me :)

customisable character

Zonai Jelly Sandwich

He's had worse

Round 1, Week 2: Match 3 of 32

Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

Galavant:

Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy:

Reminder that the monk one featured Weird Al!

I've finished making the polls! I just need some more descriptions:

DRAMA IS HAPPENING IN THIS COURTROOM

Why should you vote for these characters?

Straight through your 💖🔫

Anyway not to be annoying but it would be really cool of y'all to submit pictures of the last few I'm missing (fanart is fine if it's yours)

Mia Fey / Lady Justice

[Id: Three photos of a digital drawing of Mia Fey from the series Ace Attorney. She is drawn as a brown skinned asian woman as she stands with her legs crossing, whilst holding objects in her hands. Her eyes glow with red magatamas and her outfit has more golden detailing. Towards the right of the screen, she's holding up a scale with two bowls, one filled with Dahlia flowers, Iris flowers, a magatama and pearls, and the other bowl filled with evidence from turnabout sisters, a gavel and the thinker, and falling to the ground off the scale is a portrait of Misty Fey. Mia's scarf is wrapped around her arms as her other arm is positioned downwards, with the Shichishito in hand as she faces towards the scale in the other hand. In the background, a purple tint, a pale green swirling texture can be seen alongside a purple magatama on the bottom right , and a defense attorney's badge on the top left. Whilst near Mia's face there seems to be a pinkish light shining. At the top there is the artist's watermark "Raincandyart". The first photo is the full art piece, the second and third photos are of the full art piece again, but the sixth photo is just the base colours and the seventh is just the lineart. /End id]

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The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

Hey, that's not fair to Ron DeSantis. He ALSO hates children

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

okay so-

We have the opportunity to be so funny right now

🍎Narumitsu Apple🍎

Here's your fruit salad, narumitsu nation. This comic is based on a real dialogue (see the end of this post : it's from Nintendo Dream / July 2016)

Adam's apple. Maya meant adam's apple. With frills on it. I draw what I read. I rest my case your honor.

Sarah Sisko’s whole deal is so horrifying and messed up and DS9 just kinda. Glosses over it

Imagine you are just a random Australian woman on Earth. Living your life minding your business. And then you get possessed by an alien hivemind force who have a Destiny they need to enact, and they're taking over you for that purpose. And so they control you to go to New Orleans and hook up with a guy you’ve never met and you marry him, and live with him for three years, and give birth to a son with him. And evidently that was what the aliens wanted because once you have had a son the alien possession vacates your body.

Now you are in control of yourself again for the first time in three years, married to a guy you didn’t seek out, with a son you didn’t have a choice in... And the man is sweet and kind and in love with you! And thought you loved him! But you can’t bear it. So you leave him and leave the kid and hightail it back to Australia because what else can you do??

And eventually you commit suicide because you can’t handle this. Your life was upended in an impossible horrifying way for three years. You disappeared from your life with no warning for three years and then showed up again to people who think you just left. It’s the Star Trek universe—‘I was mind controlled by an alien force’ is well known here. It happens. But that’s not supposed to happen to you. You aren’t a Starfleet adventurer exploring strange new worlds; you live on Earth. Why did this happen to you? I feel so bad for her. Sarah your life was so horrifying/tragic and it wasn’t even about you.

And the show just brings this up kind of in passing to give Sisko a super special space-Jesus backstory and then never dwells on it ever.

Witching Hour is the debut comic from illustrator @bethfuller! 40 pages, available in print or PDF as part of the Quindrie Press 2023 comic collection, now on Kickstarter!

Something funny and nice in the midst of all the other Oscar happenings

Context!