back on my devil may cry bullshit.

she’s so real for this

hi how are you /handjob

you look beautiful today /pieceofshit

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

talking about BONES (2005-2017) at work yesterday and someone went “that’s the show with the tension between the two leads, right?” yeah dude. unrelated i want to ask you one million questions about media

rat bastard is such a funny insult

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

hey sorry we put your boyfriend into a tin can of a submarine with a welded entrance and windows. No, not the research vessel, he is in the garbage one we sent to the Blood Ocean. He's chasing coordinates we gave him to photograph in a one-person sub with no windows. Yeah, there's something trying to get into the submarine as well.

anyone else here being welded into a submarine and forced to navigate through an ocean of blood

really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig

we need positivity posts for people who suck at shuffling cards

Honestly, if CG artists unionising kills the use of CG in films, I don't see a downside.

This post has riled a lot of people. For what it's worth, my point wasn't that technology is bad and Edison was a witch, my point was that any industry that can be killed by unionizing should be.

oh no!!!

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

think if you spend money it shouldn’t come out of your bank account & come from a random multi-millionaire’s/billionaire’s instead. like they won’t even notice any transaction under $100,000, i’m certain. it’s fine

Based on that one tweet about jerma

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

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