HAHAHA

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

This will never not make me laugh

*punches you in the face* “It’s a metaphor”

dont talk to me unless your hair looks like this

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

me dying

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

is there Starbucks in hell?

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly