(Bonus points if you explain how you would adapt it in the tags)
#muppet moby dick#look it's the most realistic in terms of muppet cast limitations (less ladies)#and weird muppet personalities#i wanna see a muppet whale#i feel like it's easier to make it comedic than some others#also i want to see the muppets dodge the everyone dies ending i think it'd be funny#our main human actor can be ahab#rizzo would work for ishmael and gonzo for queequeg#my runner up choice is dracula tho but the cast creation would be a lot trickier tbh#polls#muppets#i do have to acknowledge the limitations of moby dick - i think the portrayal of race in the novel is going to be...tricky to try and adapt#esp with muppets#given that the previous muppet adaptations have been of novels with primarily white characters muppet-washing the crew#may prove too problematic#would still choose it over muppet odyssey bc i feel like kermit and piggy are the obvious choices for Odysseus and Penelope#so where would you put the token humans?#runner up is dracula but i'm sorry i like sea shanties
