important life updates: I'm so fucking sexy and I own a life size slowpoke plushie
A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. ✨
Tiger drop negates any damage.
Tiger drop negates any damage.
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Tiger drop negates any damage.
Tiger drop negates any damage.
Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis
even setting aside the fact that gendered bodytype averages aren't universals, and plenty of individual (cis) women and (cis) men could easily go to toe to toe. have we considered that the fact that all the most prominent and well-paid sports are ones that require things like Being Tall and Having Muscle Mass, as opposed to, ex, gymnastics...is itself an artifact of sexism
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance
back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end
This just seems the right time to share that my grandmother once told the family her second cousin had "erotic autism" instead of an aortic aneurysm