everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in
their silliness cannot be contained
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
IMPORTANT FANDOM UPDATE
we’re shipping this now and we’re calling it Ineffable Lackeys.
that is all, thank u for ur time
People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they
Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”
I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.
please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person
the way it reframes the entire relationship dynamic between the two people being addressed. the way wilful loyalty becomes hopeless devotion. the way aggression and violence goes from honorable and rational to bestial and instinctual. the ways faith and trust intersect with codependency and reliance. the questions about power and who wields it in the relationship it opens up. the way it functions as both an insult and an expression of intimidation, of fearful submission.
laurent: i love you and i respect the akielon culture of polyamory and open relationships :) if you were to take another lover, i would understand :) [dying inside]
damen: the other day i remembered you spoke to other men before me and threw up on the street
auguste vs damen: tragic, doomed, poetic cinema, shot in 4k with a bloody sunset background, ramin djawadi soundtrack, slow motion, beautiful and terrible and inevitable, honorable noble princes fighting their fathers battles, wins 4 emmys, many tears were shed
laurent vs kastor: bitch on bitch violence, brutal, director of fight club directs it, techno club music plays in the background, laurent is doing parkour, kastor is doing jiu jitsu, there’s an extended slap fight, damen chained to a wall says ‘you’re not even hitting each other you’re just breakdancing’, nikandros has his phone out but he’s not calling 911 he’s just livestreaming it on twitter
Saw people saying that CP is the ultimate enemies to lovers story. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it went something like this.
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.


