[Image transcription: This year I’m doing a challenge called this year it’s where I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me / End transcription]

alla mingalёva

Two women kissing in nature, by Georges Rochegrosse (1859-1938).

ANGELINA JOLIE AS LARA CROFT LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER (2001) Dir. Simon West

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

he is somehow stupider than the majority of people who use tiktok

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My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

Deadass

The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:

“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”

This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.

It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.

“I have to check my calendar, why?”

THANK YOU FOR THIS

PRO TIP: do not IMMEDIATELY respond in the negative or affirmative once they answer. Maintain the ruse. Give yourself to the count of, like, 30, before saying yes or no.

fuck i love you

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reuniting for Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary (2021)

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

Obviously.

Ben Lomond by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)

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I'm going to tell my kids this was interview with the vampire