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i'm so normal

@ethanoic-acid-boy

you can call me Acid or Ethan, he/they/it feel free to spam likes/reblogs
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no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

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"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

a proposed proof for the existence of that unaccountable hunger that keeps sneaking up on you

this is founded on a series of untruths. it is important to be clear about one's assumptions up front. assume this is a joke. assume a person on the internet always has someone else to mock.

assume that you are lying awake and the feeling itches at your teeth. assume that you do not have access to a dictionary. assume that you would alleviate it if you could.

(the case where you can alleviate it but won't is trivial. we will leave it as an exercise for the reader. hint: don't you know what's wrong with you? do you like to be hurting?)

assume, for contradiction, that this hunger does not exist. ha. wouldn't that be nice? however, such matters are beyond the scope of this paper. you'll have to find someone else to solve that little puzzle.

note the following:

  • you make a bad robot.
  • if you were built, you should have been built to be good. who builds a robot that isn't supposed to work?
  • you are by no measure good.
  • no one has ever unscrewed your guts and set them aside for scrap.
  • good robots have good parts. good robots have metal worth reusing.
  • even laptops fail. even those get replaced.
  • you have not been replaced.

  • you make a bad dog.
  • this would allow for some of that unpleasant biological messiness. sometimes a dog mistakes a stick for an ideal. even the best dogs can be forgiven for that.
  • good dogs sit and roll over and die on command.
  • your leg won't stop bouncing. you curl up tight instead of exposing your belly to others. there is nothing you are more terrified of than the precipice with no guardrail.
  • what is a good dog if not a paragon of obedience?
  • sometimes, you are not obedient.

  • the other robots and the other dogs do not recognize you as one of them.
  • there is no evidence for this case. there is no need for evidence for this case. you never correct them, and that is the same thing as allowing their reality to replace yours.
  • you are still good enough a robot, still good enough a dog, to know machines and animals do not have the capacity to complain.

by theorems that are proven and re-proven every night by children in houses whose pipes rattle with ghosts, by adults resurrecting souls in whispers against their pillows, by teenagers familiar with the smell of blood, there are only so many things that can be wrong with you.

if you are not a black hole, then you must be an explosion. aristotle tells us that everything behaves the way it does because it wants to. the fire burns because it wants to burn. the rock falls because it wants to fall. when it cannot, it sits its weight in your palm until you have to drop it. it scorches your skin until you have to flinch from it.

you have not burned through yet. you are neither a bottomless desire nor a sun-burst of destruction. there is nothing wrong with you. contradiction. an explosion pinned in place gets hungry. it is the very worst thing.

QED

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y'all, the OP on the Barbie breakup headlines post going around right now is a TERF. Please, I beg you, go into your preferences and blacklist common TERF tags like 'terfs please interact' and 'radfem safe' so you are less likely to platform TERFs. :/

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Since I posted this, I've seen one that was reposted by someone as annoyed by the TERF as I was.

But listen, this is a good time to update your filtered tags! Filtered tags a) work on desktop and mobile b) aren't reliant on an outside service like Shinigami Eyes c) trigger on tags the OP and/or the current reblogger put on.

From mobile:

Your blog > cog icon > Account Settings > Content You See

From desktop:

Hamburger menu on the top left > Settings > Account > Filtered tags

Then add some common tags used by shitty people for their shitty ideas!

This will screen these tags and make it so you have to actively tap/click to look at the post and thus warn you if OP has tagged the post with one of those things.

I have a bunch of dogwhistle stuff tagged, not just TERF stuff, but it's a good way to avoid accidentally platforming people who hate my family. :)

here this list of tags to just copypaste and put

tehm safe

tehms

tehmsafe

terf

terf positivity

terf safe

terf support

terfblr

terfs do interact

terfs interact

terfs please interact

terfs please touch

terfsafe

tif logic

Tim moment

(and last one trc? i cant see)

Is there a way to do something like this for text in blog descriptions? Some of these "do interact" type tags show up in blog descriptions and it'd be handy to have those also automatically filtered. Dunno if that's a thing though. Does filtered post content hit that or no?

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Nope, you have to go actually look at a blog to see all that.

This also isn't helpful if you're seeing a reblog, because whoever reblogged it ten reblogs from the source isn't tagging it "radfem safe" etc.

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N... no.

That's... no. That's blatantly and fully incorrect. Please don't put incorrect information on this post.

The entire point of blocking these tags, and indeed of this post, is that if the OP has used those tags, they will register. It does not matter what the ten intervening people have done or not done.

Tumblr tag blocks work on the OP of the post and the most recent reblog. That's how I knew that the OP of the Barbie post was a TERF: my tag blocks caught it.

Blocking these tags is useful in catching when the OP of a post is a TERF and that is the whole reason why I went to all this trouble.

As someone who’s fairly new here, I appreciate that @vaspider went through the trouble to spell this out! I would hate to reblog something spewed out by a TERF on accident and hope if I do, someone will point it out to me so I can block OP and learn from my mistake. Because fuck TERFs forever…’radical feminism’ my ass…

this is one of my favourite poems ever. it’s so sad yet hopeful. so strong yet short. it’s dusk… your daughter’s tall… it’s dusk! your daughter’s tall!

[ID: A Little Tooth Thomas Lux Your baby grows a tooth, then two, and four, and five, then she wants some meat directly from the bone. It's all over: she'll learn some words, she'll fall in love with cretins, dolts, a sweet talker on his way to jail. And you, your wife, get old, flyblown, and rue nothing. You did, you loved, your feet are sore. It's dusk. Your daughter's tall.]

Anonymous asked:

Can you tell me why Frodo is so important in lotr? Why can't someone else, anyone else, carry the ring to mordor?

but someone else could.

that’s the whole point of frodo—there is nothing special about him, he’s a hobbit, he’s short and likes stories, smokes pipeweed and makes mischief, he’s a young man like other young men, except for the singularly important fact that he is the one who volunteers. there is this terrible thing that must be done, the magnitude of which no one fully understands and can never understand before it is done, but frodo says me and frodo says I will.

(when boromir is thinking of how he can use the ring to defend gondor, when aragorn is thinking of how it brought down proud isildur, when elrond is holding council and gandalf is thinking of how twisted he would become, if he ever dared—)

but then there’s frodo, who desires nothing except what he has already left behind him, and says, I will take the Ring.

it is an offer made out of absolute innocence, utter sincerity. It is made without knowing what it will make of him—and frodo loses everything to the ring, he loses peace and himself and the shire, he loses the ability to be in the world. It’s cruel, the ring is cruel, it searches out every weakness you have and feeds on it, drinks you dry and fills you with its poison instead, the ring is so cruel.

and frodo picks it up willingly. for no other reason except that it has to be done.

(the ring warps boromir into a hopeless grasping dead thing, the power of the palantir turns denethor into an old man, jealous and suspicious, it bends even saruman, once the proudest of the istari, into a mechanised warlord, sitting in his fortress and bent over his perverse creations—all the best of intentions, laid waste)

but there’s a reason gollum exists in the narrative, which is to show—well, to show what frodo might have been. because even as frodo grows mistrustful and wearied, as the burden of this ring grows heavier and heavier, he is never gollum. he is gentle to gollum. he is afraid—god frodo is so afraid for 2/3 of these books he is so tired and afraid, but he keeps moving, he walks though it would pull him into the ground, because he asked for this, he said he would.

someone else could have carried the ring to mordor, I suppose. the idea of a martyr is not dependent on the particular flesh and blood person dying for some greater purpose. but such a thing has to be chosen, lifted onto your shoulders for the right reason, the truest reasons, and followed into the dark, though it would see you burnt through and bled out.

I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.

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y'know say what you want about tumblr (and I have), but this is still probably the simplest and most powerful distillation of the heart of the Lord of the Rings I’ve ever read. I think back to it all the time

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gonna start peddling zombiecleo and carol the zombie as bitter exes

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cleo canonically turned carol into a zombie. they come in and out of eachothers lives for years and its always turbulent and cleo doesnt seem to LIKE carol yet when she apparently has a crush on another hermit cleo discourages it. and then when they wanted to stop being humancleo its carol she turnes to because shedoesnt trust anyone else to do it. and then carol nursed her back to undeath and left with nothing but a note that says ''now we're even''. this is yuri, to me.

"Maybe you tell your violent girlfriend that when she threatens to stab you in the throat, it makes you more flaccid than a rubber glove that fell down a drain"

- James Randal, the worlds best psychiatrist

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you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

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It’s symmetrical :)

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

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man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

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i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

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what has new york ever done for me