Imagine if the rapture happened and this was how you found out.
Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
originalzipperalmondrebel
That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off
peteseeger
How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country
nowadays so many tumblr posts are just about tumblr. we're running out of things to talk about...
I switched my trashcan with my neighbor's today because theirs is nicer
YOU
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
vvitch better have my money
payeth me what thee owe me
this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously
reblogging to live deliciously
killtheboyband-deactivated20220
I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.
[text id: After The Threesome, They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae
even though it's so very late and they have to report to their jobs in a few hours, they both get in the car, one driving, one shotgun, you in the back like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep, even though one could drive and the other sleep, because they can't sleep without each other, they'd rather drive you across the city rather than be apart for half an hour, the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful for nobody except you to admire their reflections in the water, the lovers too busy talking about that colleague they don't like, tomorrow's dinner plans, how once they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate until they could taste it in each other's pores, they get out of car together to kiss you goodnight, you who have perfected the ghost goodbye, exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched, yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon's blinking eye, in the day few hours old you stand solid and full of other people's love for each other spilling over, warm leftovers.
/end id.]
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just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard
Leave the mall Santa alone
I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!
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Oh yeah . Scott Slum Summers Aka #Cyclops #Xmen #Marvel
Yes it’s a Nick Robles image that I edited - changed to Cyclops
