putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

Ncuti Gatwa photographed by William Arcand for Rollingstone UK, 2023

Well yeah, the law is just an excuse for the state to use violence to maintain inequality but being rude is mean to actual people

WGA/SAG-AFTRA mutual aid fund needs help!

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

there won't be any results though because you just made it up

One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur

This is why Star Wars has an in cannon genre of music known as Jizz Wailing. Jizz Wailing is the playing of music called Jizz-wail as performed by Jizz Wailers in the Star Wars universe cause Lucas decided he didn’t need to look up a word he “just made up”.

Something funny about fo2 is if your character is female you can like, dance seductively in one of the casinos for money, right? Except they never made dance animations so she just walks around and does some default animations like using an item, bending over to pick something up, etc

You can make $500 a week doing this btw

Decided to make a gif because my description really doesn’t do it justice. Also she mostly just kinda stands there

(also the animations used seem to be random, last time there weren’t any kicks and this time the ‘use item’ animation is missing)

BARBIE SPOILERS

So in the movie, they say Gloria never had a Ken doll which is a good explanation as to why Barbie doesn’t respond to Ken or the idea of having a Ken because Gloria never associated Barbie with wanting or needing one.

BUT ALSO she’s stereotypical Barbie, like a Barbie that just comes without a career or gimmick or theme. She’s like a blank canvas.

But Ken does have a theme. He’s beach Ken. If they were “paired up” where they’re automatic boyfriend/girlfriend she’d be Beach Barbie or he’d be stereotypical Ken. But we don’t know what kind of Barbie weird Barbie was before she was a weird Barbie, we just know she was the most beautiful Barbie. And she does have interest in Ken. So I think that she was Ken’s original paired Barbie.

I think that he came (I also want to know more about how Barbies and Kens arrive in Barbie Land) with a Barbie and lost her and everyone just thought that stereotypical Barbie could take her place since she’s like nonspecific and can just fill in the blanks which is why he kinda has a preexisting one-sides dynamic when he talks to Barbie, like he’s trying to recreate something he once had. I also think in the real world, this Ken is lost and maybe not being played with which is why he’s extra clingy.

But basically I think Weird Barbie and Beach Ken would make each other very happy

If they do a barbie movie sequel ( lets be honest with the state of hollywood atm they will).

They should make it an almost completely unrelated movie about Allan and Weird Barbie going on a cross country american road trip. But they only visit stupid tourists traps like the worlds biggest pistachio and no where else. In the end they return to barbie land mad make their own tourist trap. Every other tourist trap they’ve visited comically piled on top of each other.

need a uquiz like ‘is this quote from Ken of Barbie or Nandor of WWDITS?’ starting with the one that’s like ‘i stopped caring about the patriarchy as soon as i found out it has almost nothing to do with horses’

graduated from the university of servitude with a masters in cuntonomics and a phd in slayology.

What We Do In The Shadows 5.01 & 5.02 + text posts

Continuing to go see your movies, watch your shows, stream your favorites is one of the best ways to support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA right now. This content has been made, and it makes money. It helps immensely to show the studios the value of the work that writers and actors do.

If you don't go, it hurts writers and actors. Studios can say, "Well, actually, Barbie only made $X dollars, Oppenheimer only made $Y dollars, only so-many thousands of people watched Good Omens 2, obviously there isn't enough money to go around. Sadface emoji."

See the stuff you want to see with reckless abandon.

ADDITIONALLY about the strike not breaking:

the workers know that if they give up and re-negotiate their terms, they will be penalized for striking. they have to see this through, so we should support them the entire way!

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

you would not believe this song has been here for quite so long and that tomorrow’s its date of birth

nine years in a waking dream and now with a comeback meme the parodies spring up from all round the earth

Happy birthday

during the wga/sag-aftra strike, we may see: