Ohio's famous ‘Big Basket’ building in Newark, long the seven-story corporate headquarters of the Longaberger Co., a maker of baskets, pottery, and other household items.
Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
i often think of my friend who lives in a lighthouse and the time we were having lunch together and he said he had some new friends over for a movie night and I asked what they watched and he grimaced and said “the lighthouse” and I said “wow. a bold choice to watch with new friends” and he said “I just thought it would be fun since, you know. And well. None of us knew what it was about.”
cannot imagine what that was like for everyone.
imagine a guy you only kind of know invites you over to his lighthouse and he says “let’s watch the lighthouse” and you say okay : ) and then he shows you That. he’s the funniest person alive and he didn’t even mean it
anybody know what to do with it all
this always
AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING
went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
The correction is killing me
If you come in you don’t have to come out
the way this is like baaaaarely parody
bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing
[ID: a mother tamandua (lesser anteater) walking on all fours with her baby standing on her back. end ID.]
they would find each other in any universe
Wants to be a criminal but too small to commit crimes 😔
this video i found on pinterest kicks ass
What the fuck, thats dudes
society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends
I assume this meant to say porn but I think it's funnier this way
I fucked up so bad, this is supposed to be about porn I’m so sorry English majors







