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the first time someone had twins

lmaooo “gang in dis bitch”

The “I can’t read” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

One nut. One child 😂😂😂

“Imma twin, we came up with that in the stomach, because it’s TWO of us and we WINNIN” 😂😂😂

Who messed up the order 😂😂😂

TF IMMA DO WITH TWO KIDS?💀😂😂😂

Bruhhh

Man how can I join the creative mindset of these two lol

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epheliss

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

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epheliss

That sounds like a you problem

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

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LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

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awildpaige

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

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annakie

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

wow its a good thing companies always follow the law and never lie

Source: mic.com