marine biologists when in conflict with another: whale whale whale……

Please reblog for sample size.

typical gay couple

Fuck me that’s a good one

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

AWESOME Mario Post

community characters as “things to never say to someone who just came out”

You get a knock. You open the door to see your nemesis, bruised and beaten, with your child. “Just saved their life. Need to go home and rest.” Your nemesis turns to leave. You grab their arm. “Hang on. I want you to tell me what happened.” You drag them inside.

Enemies to homies raising a child together platonically

just like bert and ernie

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

brucie baby lore

World Heritage Post

From what I've gathered from my US friends, eggs have become hard to find and are super expensive. Likewise, it's been hard to get your hands on eggs over here too, and I've only been able to get imported ones thus far. This is of course pretty frustrating for someone who uses eggs in cooking frequently.

If you're struggling to afford eggs, and you live in areas where people keep chickens, your first point of call should be to chicken owners. You will be able to grab fresh eggs, generally at a cheaper price than supermarkets, and support local business too!

If you don't have access to this, you can also use plant substitutes in your cooking. This is particularly useful for vegans and those with egg allergies too. I found this table, which will hopefully help you out with using egg substitutes in your cooking. ~Tal

A very important addition:

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

"So you're just friends" No, no you don't fucking get it, you don't actually get it.

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

What happened?

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

i think top surgery scars should be bioluminescent

if you have an oc with top surgery scars consider this

fish know about Africa