“People need me. I fill them. If they can't see me for a while they get desperate, they get sick. But if I see them too often I get sick. It's hard to feed without getting fed.”
― Charles Bukowski, Love is a dog from hell
it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now
Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896
shinigamisuit
fuck with me
Is that Moth-woman?
Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like
"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)
"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)
"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)
"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)
did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
thats photoshooped
“The people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else … learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.”
— Neil Gaiman
Ainu Group at the St. Louis World's Fair Gertrude Bass Warner photograph circa 1904
thx bbdn
The Password
by Linda Pastan
It is simply a question of syllables, a word
the smallest child may know.
But when I say it the sentry in you smiles,
and all the doors fly open on their winged hinges.
Zero out of zero doctors recommend these frog earrings. That's 100% of the doctors we asked.
What... What is th- what?!
“Author of 25+ best-selling Pride & Prejudice variations”
Yeah, no.
