me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars

Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.

the bus to itself every time you press the button:

brutalist candy cane

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

my body count? i only have one. my own. why would i own more

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

thats ●●●●● babe!

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her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

new contender for best community note of all time

i love how stupid kittens and puppies look. why are they so sad

every vocaloid comment section with over 50k views is like here's my theory ☝️ she is crazy

Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

Alessandra Sanguinetti, "Portrait of Modern Palestinian Childhood" (2004)