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an ersatz of a person (aka voxk)

@erzatz3117

hi I love you

The Pazyryk Carpet is the oldest known carpet on earth woven 2500 years ago (5th Century B.C.). It was discovered in the tomb of a Scythian prince in the Pazyryk Valley of Siberia by Russian archaeologist Sergei Rudenko in the late 1940s.

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antifas

cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

OTP (National Savings Bank) - IKKA (IBUSZ [Tourism, Procurement, Travel and Transport company]'s Foreign Trade Promotion) this promotion programme was made, so that Hungarians living west of the iron curtain could legally send western goods as gifts to their relatives left in Hungary. 1984

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bruciemilf

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

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dramono

This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."
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peachygos

[Plain Text: "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up." /end Plain Text]