[ on success ] I’ve only ever really been in shows of friends, so I don’t know exactly what happened. I think I’m incredibly cheap to hire. That can buy some traction. I’m as cheap as it’s possible for an actor to be legally.
Source: leepacey
wow i cant wait to have my own apartment n come running down the hallway to my door in my heels after a long day at work and opening my door and hearing the sound of my keys hitting the counter and looking at what mail arrived that day and then going to the bathroom and taking care of myself and applying lotions to my entire body n applying face masks and listening to the way you look tonight by frank sinatra on vinyl n dancing around slowly while wearing nothing but my cute lace bra & undies n a dark red silky lace robe that i havent even wrapped around my body yet and makin myself a snack. i cant wait to get to that.
you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is
shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at
fandomdeluxe
This is serious.
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
cofeecigarettes
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
maidenmothercronus
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
birdflashed
1. plug your nose 2. say sneep snop
a-promise-that-i-keep
try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice
Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can
throyharper
the last one will work I promise you
artkindle
THE BUBBLES ONE IS FOOL PROOF
