This guy loves this job!

Self care.

whenever i try and learn something new

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

Conspiracy Theorist: “The moon landing was faked!”

Me: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

“These are my babies!! We MADE these!!”

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

Our nayme are cow And thru the fense, We stretch our fayce To get a sense Of wrinkly fur And crumbs from sup He taste quite nice We lik the pup

why is my pencil talking

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

Why does that scarf sound like a squeaky toy?

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

— Morrissey (via hplyrikz)