Things will fall in place.

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

you don’t talk too much. you aren’t too loud. you aren’t too needy. you aren’t too sensitive. you aren’t too this, or that. you aren’t too much anything. you will never be too much: you are you, and you are allowed to take up space. you are allowed to exist however you choose.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

mushroom chat just dropped

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

I think they can only tell you that if you make tea out of them.

Some gems that from the notes that I missed/were too long to put as an answer

wearing all black with lint as an accessory

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

wait that actually helps so much

Worms discover the fresh food section 

They composting bebe

“forgetting, a moment, my place on the menu” THANKS FOR THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT 5:00AM 🙃

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

Porcupine likes warm hugs

(via)

nothing is cringe-worthy, cheesy or awkward if you don’t care. repeat after me: i was born to have a good time, not to please others.

I should definitely adopt this attitude.

For clarification ^-^

“Baby flamingo practicing standing on one leg”

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LOL

if marx was real what would his tumblr url be

Busta Rhymes