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Y’all I check my inbox like once a week at best but if you would like to drop any recs you think I might like, or just have any questions or commentary you want to share I would LOVE to hear it. I’ve even got anon on for anybody who wants to stay unknown.
Please, im dying over here. I like hearing what y’all have to say
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
I’m sorry eldermourne really is one of the best pieces of media ever made. the fate of the world rests on the power of lesbian romance and the unbreakable bond formed by a family that chose each other. the greatest evil is the power of institutionalized religion and the fear it often relies on to control its constituents. one of the characters is actively explicitly cursed by The Narrative. all the spellbooks are alive and assholes and Henry has his nuts out for like half the season. everyone should listen to it right now immediately
they got the day right this time, unlike me because his bday technically ended a half hour ago-
saikis the kinda guy to get pissed off and live on venus for a week. like his dad makes him teleport to work one too many times and suddenly hes unreachable and the only hint is a note that says "on venus. be back soon"
BEAUTIFUL I NEED A MOVIE WITH JUST HOBIE AND ALL HIS VARIENTS
the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
you either die a gumtoucher pissfoot or live long enough to become a boss kicks
my question is are you having fun. also do you get a courthouse wedding? i think you should get one if you want one
im havin a blast man i got a buff biker girlfriend and a loser gamestop boyfriend we have the worst sex you've ever seen and i make tacos sometimes. cant get much better than this
if i gotta do a courthouse wedding i gotta do a courthouse wedding, but i think my mom would prefer an actual wedding bc she would like to help plan it and make it all nice. and you know i gotta do what makes my mom happy, she's my mom, man
now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music
Certified homestuck fan here while I think t and c might) be considered kismesissitude (basically hate romance) you seem to not take the role of auspistice in their relationship which is basically just like keeping them from killing each other or that sort of thing. You seem to like stirring up shit with them (positive) too much for that
kissmyassitude is a great way to put their relationship, I'd say they do tend to chill out a bit more with me present but im not gonna deny my shit stirring tendencies
Do T and C know about your kid? Are they ok with this child who is half their parents age?
of course??? shit, they love my kid--T is his favorite aunt, he and C play halo infinite a couple times a week. I've got maybe a million problems with C and T but they would not be in my life if I didn't trust them around my kid/if they had a problem with him. also not a fan re the "are they ok with this child thats half their parents age" damn I'm not that young
so like are you guys looking for a fourth orrrrr (twirls hair)
lmaooooooo depends on whether you consent to shitty weed worse sex and inevitably having your antics documented in a video essay on youtube when it goes down in flames (or, more likely, goes on forever. like sonic for real justice)
where C and T together before or after you you got with C? because im confused how they say they claim that theyre monogamous to each other when your relationship with C seems more constant than the one C and T have together
C and I have been best friends since, like, freshman year of high school. I've known him for longer bc C's sister used to be my babysitter, but she came over to my house, not the other way around, so I didn't really hang out with C until high school.
C & T started dating in, like, middle school, but they have been on and off that entire time. I have hooked up with C several times over the past few years, but C & I started being an actual, like, thing maybe 3 months ago-ish. I also hooked up with T once about a year ago while they were on a break.
Q: What the fuck A: Yeah <3
Q: Are you all dating now? A: yes (wellll except c and t who are married but datinng is a state of mind imo)
Q: You have a kid??????????? A: Yep! He's 11, He lives with my parents full time but i still come and see him at least 3 or 4 times a week, C and T both know him, we play halo together.
Q: Is the other parent still in the picture? A: No, I was implanted with an alien embryo via immaculate conception
Q: What A: I said what I said
Q: Do you know what (insert homestuck romance dynamic here) is A: I do now
Q: Have you ever read homestuck? A: No, and I don't intend to because reading's for nerdsssss
Q: Are you looking for a fourth? A: I think if we add another person into the dynamic our apartment might implode and become a supernova
Q: Get therapy please? A: Fuck you, pay me. for $8,000 a month, I will stop
