Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl
me at the cheese factory making the cheese
IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$
Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing
once again i have been written up by HR
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
Kids were demanding pancake art. It's been a while, let's go!
Oh god I think I overdid it how am I gonna flip her
Omg I did it lmao this was definitely way too much
yeah guys its looking like he got runned over and beated up and belly flopped in a pool and tore his acl his achilles tendons are gone anvil fell on his head air got sucked out of his lungs run over by a steamroller till he was flat dragged behind a horse piano crushed him set on fire bear mauled him for his picnic basket drank poison crashed a car into a wall that looked like a tunnel blowed up by tnt shot out of a cannon fell off a cliff for a long time and hit the ground with a big puff of dust and electrocuted and theres no remains
Sure you COULD write Ganondorf as being cursed, or influenced by Demise.
You COULD make him the end result of Demise’s anger.
Or you could… do other stuff.
Let’s use Tears of the Kingdom as an example.
So, what we know/see in game is Ganondorf trying to take over the kingdom of Hyrule.
How did we get here?
Well, we know Rauru was trying to unite the people under one rule. His rule. Sure the Zora’s would keep the King/Queen title, the Gorons and Rito would have their Chief, and presumably so would the Gerudo.
So, Ganondorf and his Gerudo are fighting for independence.
How does this switch to trying to take over?
Well, maybe Ganondorf takes a good look at Hyrule one day and thinks to himself: Hmm. That’s a lot of good land. Plenty of water, space to farm and build.
Unlike the desert, perhaps.
Maybe what started as a fight to stay independent turned into wanting that green land and plentiful water.
A better life for the Gerudo.
Maybe it escalated from there, over time.
Maybe we went from independence to wanting resources to thinking
Why should RAURU be King? Why shouldn’t I, GANONDORF, be King?
See where I’m going with this?
Might just be me, but that sounds a lot better than: Ganondorf is EVIL because EVIL always goes against the Royal Family, and Rauru is the King of LIGHT, so Ganondorf is EVIL.
Food for thought.
"Go talk some sense into my son"
What if I dragged him into a dangerous quest instead????