I don't know how to drive all I know is get drunk, rant about star wars, force friends to watch crazy ex girlfriend, be bisexual, quote bdg, and lie
i would have put more but alas theres a limit to poll choices. feel free to rb if you like
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
tincanopus
what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount
humanity can be so beautiful actually
starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
I'm addicted to plumping lip gloss. I don't believe they work and I don't care about my lips being bigger but if I don't feel some kind of sensation on my mouth I go crazy
If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?
i recently made a post about coincidentally knowing a few people who first found weird al through their dads so i thought i'd make a silly poll!! (thank you @milfweirdal for the suggestion :D)
ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize
Holding hands with my FOB girlies and MCR girlies rn (Jarrod posted a drum set and they’re all in California rn)
this has been nagging at me ever since i started seeing so many memes about it but
[please reblog so this can breach containment]
I love my birth control because my periods are practically non-existent but the problem with that is I will genuinely forget about periods and when I actually get one I'm woefully unprepared for it. Like what the fuck do you mean I'm bleeding out of my vagina and it feels like the world is ending?? What the fuck is this????
Certain People: THE BARBIE MOVIE IS ANTI-MEN
anyone who actually paid attention: the Barbie movie is about how both matriarchy and patriarchy are damaging to people and that no one will be happy as long as people feel unequal and you shouldn’t base your happiness on once person and you shouldn’t force your feelings on another person, especially if they’ve told you that they’re not interested in you. In this essay I will
#people being like 'now men know how it feels to ge portrayed like women in media' like no??#men are treating A LOT better in the Barbie movie than women are treated in male dominated movies#ken had an arc he had character he had one of the most memorable moments of the movie#people on both sides who say barbie treats men as lesser didn't watch it#there's this tweet that's like 'did it make you uncomfortable to see kens identity tied to his love interest? you are close to getting it'#when literally his whole arc is that he ISN'T defined by his love interest and he DOES have his own self worth#women even in women focused media give a lot more grace to men then they ever give us
