"ERNESTO"

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) - dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

Eisenhower had a lil sugar in the tank.

Aurorazhdarcho, a small pterosaur from the late Jurassic

not cute! the packaage is so fucking scared

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

A pitch invader during Portugal vs Uruguay at the Word Cup in Qatar wearing a shirt reading “Save Ukraine” on the front and “Respect for Iranian Women” on the back and holding a pride flag

Multitasking

Venmo does not have a sense of humor

Graceful

(via @arianwells )

The longer I look at this the more unsettled I become

You have to walk through the bathroom to access three of the four bedrooms in this house

One of those three is the only room with an en-suite bath. And it isn’t the master bedroom.