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Erin | 26 | white | queer | she/they

oh no. this short story i'm writing might be turning into a novella

Halfway thru pride month and no info on ofmd season 2 time to explode hbo headquarters with lazerbeams

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

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i love this website because whenever bizarre things happen (see: good omens drama) you have a curated set of experts to provide commentary. like our destiel correspondent will now interview a professor in johnlock studies about the historical context of this event. with citations

Oh god, Im writing a character and I kept getting a vague image of an actress I'd seen before as what I imagined her looking like, but I couldn't remember her name, so I looked up the shows I'd seen recently to figure it out and realized the actress just. Has the same last name as I gave her character on accident

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New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

My former coworker told me a tale that has haunted me for years and it's that one day he decided he wanted to eat healthier and he'd always heard that quinoa was healthy, so he started buying it. But he didn't actually really know what quinoa was or how to eat it. So he would make regular pasta and just. Sprinkle the raw quinoa on top as a garnish. And he was like man this stuff sucks, but I guess a lot of healthy stuff sucks, oh well, and kept eating it for several months until he went to the doctor with debilitating stomach cramps, who then finally broke the news to him. I think about this every day. My man was just crunching up raw quinoa with his pasta. like it was Parmesan.