“Forever??”

*puts coconut oil on our broken government system*

put that thing away there are like children here! 

a wolf in sheep’s clothing

they’re on a stealth mission

I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges

Emily, we’re coming for you 

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed.  Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

if u put dogs in scarves u get………this

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

Underrated post

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

im always a slut for death and suffering

i’m taking cold medicine so anything i say or do cannot be used against me in a court of law

what the hell do you guys put in your cold medicine that it makes people so loopy??

i think it opened my third eye. i can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)