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You know back at the beginning of the pandemic when ppl were saying that if you drank water it would wash covid down into your stomach which would allow your stomach acid to kill it? My work started letting us drink water on our shifts because of that. Like we were allowed to keep water bottles at the till. Because of that.

...why weren't you already allowed to

Retail bad

goth girl cock

you know what? goth boy pussy.

This was the best scene in the whole series

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing

but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

this is what a king looks like

I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

this is literally the only logical progression for their dynamic

when ur friend makes great art

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

my only weakness is being dared to do something but apparently my other only weakness is being incapable of being able to convey the thought that lapis was unexpected