Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

When I binge watch tv shows, I realized I’m watching actors live a fake life while I sit and waste my real one away

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the 1975 // ugh!

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Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

pretty people … ..  first of all how dare u

“I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you..”

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

I fucking hate this website 

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

We should spend a day snuggled up in a blanket on the sofa with hot chocolate and movies

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

how he do dat 

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

reminder ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"

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pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

cons: