Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.
how and where can i return myself
When I binge watch tv shows, I realized I’m watching actors live a fake life while I sit and waste my real one away
Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
pretty people … .. first of all how dare u
“I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you..”

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad
I fucking hate this website
“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.
no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts
We should spend a day snuggled up in a blanket on the sofa with hot chocolate and movies
i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking
how he do dat
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
reminder ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ"
pros and cons of dating me:
pros:
- you’ll be the cute one
cons:
- holy SHIT where do i begin

